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'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

No early morning tea past this landing

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"First camping trip, Billy?"

Magestically Marble Hill

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Don't worry, I'll keep my eye on the place.'

Bed & Breakfast

Rest distracted by moles.

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

Fairground.