Romantic Getaway Planner T-Shirts

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Romantic Violinist.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Beach flirting

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Did you say psst?.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Shuck me.'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

You are simply the Greatest

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Whale Romance

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Wow! Check out the moon."