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'You wanted a second honeymoon, fine, but if you think I'm carrying you over the threshold again, you're nuts!'

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

Tourists

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Beach flirting

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Rainbow/Horizon

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Honeymooning in Paris.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

How to feel confident in love & war

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'First time skiing?'