Weekend Planning T-Shirts

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"I was thinking about what we should do this weekend, and I have a few ideas for you to reject."

'Something for the weekend, sir.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Friday

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

Clubbing

"Have a good weekend!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'