Weekend Planning Gifts

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"I was thinking about what we should do this weekend, and I have a few ideas for you to reject."

'Something for the weekend, sir.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Getting through the week.

Clubbing

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'