Weekend Getaway Planner Gifts

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

No early morning tea past this landing

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Magestically Marble Hill

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"You're up."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Don't worry, I'll keep my eye on the place.'

Bed & Breakfast

Fairground.

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

Rest distracted by moles.

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."