Quick Getaway Enthusiast Mugs

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Noooooooooooo!"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"

Vacation Bus Photo

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Yipeee!"

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.