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Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Sloaney Pony.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

Horn of Leftovers

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"#notguilty."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Intellectual Property

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

Volcaniax

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

Leap Frog