Lucha Libre Lover Pillows

Masked Wrestler

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Archimedes statue with a lever

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Crab with a clown face.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Only Clowns

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

The Drone

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'