Lucha Libre Enthusiast Pillows

Working from home

'You lifted your head.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Inkwell Genie.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Future Wrestler

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"You taught me to laugh again!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'