Liqueur Lover Pillows

Tenant who has finished off his landlord's expensive liqueur

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for making our secret liqueur?'

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

Archimedes statue with a lever

Klimt Kiss Phones

Frog flirting.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Underweird bras."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Say it with flowers: It!

Words of Love

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"