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Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Words of Love

Say it with flowers: It!

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"