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Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"This stool shall pass."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Words of Love

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Say it with flowers: It!

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Urns in love

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."