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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I miss the Augean stables."

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'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Beware of God"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"