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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

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"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Zorro as a child.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Beware of God"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.