Liqueur Lover Mugs

Tenant who has finished off his landlord's expensive liqueur

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for making our secret liqueur?'

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Words of Love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Say it with flowers: It!

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."