G&s Lover Mugs

HMS Pinafore

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Wifi in Hell

Here be dragons.

Join me in a Martini?

Lady of the bath...

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"This stool shall pass."

You're the botanicals in my gin

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"The bagels are better in New York."

Zorro as a child.

Scotsman in the bath...

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"