Gin Tasting Pillows

Old Mr. Boston Sloe Gin

"Yes, it's tidy stuff."

Gin-etic Engineering

Day 16 of self-isolation and the impromptu gin tasting session had been a success.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Bad for you but to die for

Join me in a Martini?

Harsh Mellows.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Cheese

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

GDP and G&T.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'How's the curry?.'

Fallen Angel.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Dijon Vu