Gin Tasting Gifts

Old Mr. Boston Sloe Gin

"Yes, it's tidy stuff."

Gin-etic Engineering

Day 16 of self-isolation and the impromptu gin tasting session had been a success.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Bad for you but to die for

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

Harsh Mellows.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Cheese

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"My compliments to the can opener."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

GDP and G&T.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Dijon Vu

Fallen Angel.

Positive Thinking