Drinking Gin Gifts

'Did you know for the low price of a bottle of gin a day, you can buy me a bottle of gin a day.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

Low-Energy Drinks

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Beers

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Man...You age great!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

The last song before the party exploded.

Champagne Bubble