Gin Gifts

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Ginspiration!

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Old man with straw in gin.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Distilleries Association

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'I haven't been given a swizzle stick in a gin & tonic since I was five years old.'

'When life gives you lemons - Drink your gin with a twist.'

'You asked for something tall, cool and full of gin? I'll send over the wife...'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Join me in a Martini?

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'