Ginspired Artist Gifts

Ginspiration!

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

Positive Thinking

Hedge Car

Fallen Angel.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'That's my spirit guide.'

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Scariest Tactics

Gin & Tonic.

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Gin-etic Engineering

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Digital Canvas

The Choreograph