Ginspired Artist Pillows

Ginspiration!

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

Hedge Car

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Fallen Angel.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'That's my spirit guide.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Scariest Tactics

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Gin-etic Engineering

Gin & Tonic.

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Quick gin. Sloe gin

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Sculptor sculpts an easel

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Employment law employee swears at the announcement of further lockdown measures.

The Choreograph