Scent Artisan Gifts

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

"Great Perfume!"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

'Cologne sir?'

'Never mind what looks good... what smells good?'

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."

At the animal perfume fair.

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

"Dab a little of this behind your ears. It'll drive him crazy."