Scent Creator Gifts

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"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Old Book Smell

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'I must smell more.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

At the animal perfume fair.

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

"I've just invented the first thought controlled perfume. It makes scents when you think about it."

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

'Meeting someone tonight?'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

Again, you don't need all the smell lines.

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'Oh, I guarantee your date will smell this one.'

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