Scent Creation Gifts

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"I've just invented the first thought controlled perfume. It makes scents when you think about it."

At the animal perfume fair.

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'Meeting someone tonight?'

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

Deodorant for Compost.

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'Oh, I guarantee your date will smell this one.'

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