Scent-making Gifts

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"I've just invented the first thought controlled perfume. It makes scents when you think about it."

At the animal perfume fair.

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

'Meeting someone tonight?'

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"