Scent-making Prints

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Old Book Smell

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"I've just invented the first thought controlled perfume. It makes scents when you think about it."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

At the animal perfume fair.

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'Meeting someone tonight?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.