Scent Prints

'Apricot Quince? Baked Apple? Wild Huckleberry? If they had these soaps when I was a kid I wouldn't have minded having my mouth washed out.'

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Randy, what cologne do you wear? Sorry, little buddy. That's a state secret. I've signed an oath not to divulge it, because in the wrong hands it could wreak havoc. Would-be dictators could use it to boost their charisma by a factor of 300. What's in it. A mixture of my natural musk, sunshine and desire.

This article says odors are powerful triggers that can evoke pleasant memories. They create a sense of "nose-talgia"!

"What pheromone are you using?"

Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

;What kind of deodorant are you?'

New Blah Cologne for Dull Men.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

"I hate how musty it gets down here."

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Fumes from furniture

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

At the animal perfume fair.