Scented Products Prints

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"The antidote is $150."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

'Garlic or non-garlic?'