Scent Design Prints

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

At the animal perfume fair.

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

'It's normal for pets and their owners to look alike, but you two are starting to SMELL alike.'