Scent Collection Prints

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Some scents are nonsense.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Flower sniffer

"What pheromone are you using?"

Excess

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

At the animal perfume fair.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'