Scent Innovator Prints

Deodorant for Compost.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I must smell more.'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

At the animal perfume fair.

'Do you have one called Job?'

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Oh, I guarantee your date will smell this one.'

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

Alex Guarnaschelli