Scent Selector Prints

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Birds with Headphones

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Old Book Smell

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Spaghetto

'I must smell more.'

Excess

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'What's that your wearing?'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'