Scent Selector T-Shirts

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Birds with Headphones

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Excess

Spaghetto

'I must smell more.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'What's that your wearing?'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'