Luxury Scent Collector T-Shirts

Pheromones.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Some scents are nonsense.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Flower sniffer

"What pheromone are you using?"

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Excess

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."