Luxury Scent Collector T-Shirts

Pheromones.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Old Book Smell

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Flower sniffer

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

Canal No. 5: Vagrance

"Look! He's found my scent!"