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"This should get his attention. It's called, 'Squirrel.'"

Dog sniffing scent

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"My husband is a stock broker; do you have anything that smells like 'old money'?"

'He'll love this one. It has the scent of a baseball glove.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Have you got one called 'New Car Smell'?"

"Whore of Babylon?"

Canal No. 5: Vagrance

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

"Do you have one called date?"

Russell Brand dating Geri Halliwell.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'This one should do the trick - CS gas was developed from it.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Got any women repellent?'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

French perfume, out of odor.

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....