Scented Products Mugs

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

'Garlic or non-garlic?'