Scent Creation Mugs

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Old Book Smell

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"I've just invented the first thought controlled perfume. It makes scents when you think about it."

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

At the animal perfume fair.

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

'Meeting someone tonight?'

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

Deodorant for Compost.

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'Oh, I guarantee your date will smell this one.'