Scented Candles Mugs

"I'm so sick of that pumpkin spice candle."

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Candle Size

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"What pheromone are you using?"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Man lighting ceiling candle

The Invention of the Tea Light

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

In the bleak midwinter

'Garlic or non-garlic?'