Collecting Scented Candles Mugs

"Got anything that smells like victory?"

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Punt Cake

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Flower sniffer

Candlelight

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

A drum covered in candles

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'