Collecting Candles Mugs

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"I'm at my wick's end with you!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Angel playing music

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

How Piñatas Are Born

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Time Table

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Steroids."

Cuckoo bird in office.