Collecting Candles Mugs

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"They're either trying to celebrate my birthday or kill me."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"I'm at my wick's end with you!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Angel playing music

How Piñatas Are Born

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Time Table

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."