Scented Candle Lover Mugs

"Aromapsychotherapy"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Edison: The Early Years,

Candle Portraits.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Aromatherapy for Men

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Candle Moment

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Your candle has gone out."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

Candles on Drum

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'