Scented Candle Lover Pillows

"Aromapsychotherapy"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Candle Portraits.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Aromatherapy for Men

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Candle Moment

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Overpowering perfume

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Great Perfume!"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Candle Size

Candles on Drum

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"Your candle has gone out."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."