Scented Candle Collector Pillows

"Nice. The scent of fear."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Old Book Smell

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."