Scented Candle Collector Pillows

"Nice. The scent of fear."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"What pheromone are you using?"