Scented Candle Lovers Mugs

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Candle Portraits.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Your candle has gone out."

Candles on Drum

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

A drum covered in candles