Scented Candle Lovers Prints

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Candle Portraits.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Aromatherapy for Men

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Your candle has gone out."

Candles on Drum

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

I miss that new planet smell.

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.