Scented Candles Gifts

"I'm so sick of that pumpkin spice candle."

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Candle Size

"What pheromone are you using?"

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

Man lighting ceiling candle

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

Candles In Bed

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"