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Men's Fragrances

At the animal perfume fair.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'