Smell Expert Gifts

A consumer guide to cheese.

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"No offense."

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Burt's love of garlic was making him most unpopular with the other patients.

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

At the animal perfume fair.

"Pew researchers!"

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

Gloria, what's a good remedy for garlicky hands? Rigatoni gloves.

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

'Oh, I guarantee your date will smell this one.'

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

'So, how's that whole aroma therapy thing going?'